what happened to italianni's

saturday night. the burning question was "where do we eat?" i smiled ever so cutely at James and said Italianni's. yes! he agreed. so off we went to Italianni's greenhills. the first thing we noticed was the new and supposedly improved menu.
hhmmm... new dishes. okay.
hhmmm... new prices. a little higher than before but still okay.
hhmmm... HORRORS! They no longer serve Coke!! They changed to... Pepsi!!!

WWWWWHHHHHHYYYYYYYY?????

inhale... exhale... inhale... exhale... don't panic... don't hyperventilate.... don't scream...

WWWWWHHHHHHYYYYYYYY?????

Why NOT Pepsi? Because:
1. As it is soda is sugar overload. Pepsi is double sugar overload.
2. Pepsi doesn't give you the same burping satisfaction.
3. Pepsi doesn't taste good with Chicken Parmigiana.
4. Remember the 349 Fiasco? Pepsi just can't be trusted.
5. I detest white trash Britney Spears, faggy Michael Jackson and (GASP!) trying hard Jericho Rosales.

The horror I had to endure without a glass of Coke that night was made even worse by bad service from the greenhills crew. The food took so long to arrive and getting the attention of a waiter took forever. I swear, the tomas morato crew is by far more efficient and attentive.

To the Bistro Italiano Management:
BRING BACK MY COKE!
COKE! COKE! COKE!